Break-ups are a horrible situation for anyone, especially for the person doing the breaking-up. The closest comparison we could find to a break-up would have to be constipation.
Fact 1 - The Pressure
Deep down inside you feel the pressure that something needs to come out. You don't know how long it will take for the words to come out but it's coming, slowly but surely it's coming.
Fact 2 - Pain
The pain is inevitable. You know it'll hurt, but in order for this discomforting feeling to pass you must accept it.
Fact 3 - Stalling
The pressure, pushing, and the pain, all of a sudden become just too much. You start to stall, start to pause for a bit, and start to take deeper breaths. You suddenly find the strength deep down in your abdominals to keep going. It's almost over.
Fact 4 - "Ba-donk" (The Drop)
It's finally out. At first the splatter of the cold water on your war